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Green Converse feet
and broken-in jeans.
Lookin' good, but not from Seattle.
Don't need you lookin' at me
with your flannel
I am what I am to me.

Help me!
Let me outta here.
Stop me!
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And who are you...?
the Get-Along-Gang!
All I see is 90210.
Fall down the stairs
puke on your feet
from smokin' a bong in your bedroom.

Help me!
Let me outta here.
Stop me!
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(Funky-Doory Break Down to Bass Groove)

Help me!
Let me outta here.
Stop me!
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Soda-Pop orange hair
appealing to me
But what I like makes some hate me.
Why must your thoughts be mine
I don't care for you
Oh no, Go away!

Help me!
Let me outta here.
Stop me!
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(Bass fishin' with pooky)